When you see a picture of a nude woman you check out the manicure first.

Anybody else care to contribute?

When you hate the winter because of all the gloves

you let her stay home and you work two jobs!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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you can tell that a lady has long nails from a distance, before you even have seen her face

when u enjoy nailbytes
when u run nail site
when u spend on nails more than on food
when u feel naked when have nail broken
when the phrase "cut ur nails" may be a reason to split up
when u dont buy clothes which might damage nails when u put em on (lol)

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When you cringe when you see a woman filing her nails without any thought as to the shape, almost as if she was filing a piece of wood.

* You buy your new car based on "nail-friendly" doors
* ditto on all new appliances
* you carry needle-nose pliers in your purse to grasp your credit card at
the "pay first" gas station

YES to all the above and WELCOME back Brook it grrrreat to see you here again and I hope your back in the saddle again .

when you are already passed your puberty, and ask yourself why you married that man-nailed-witch and you wish the internet exploded 20 years before, opening up your mind and making you comfortable with what you really SEEK in life, a woman who's proud to be feminine and as a woman takes care of her nails, long of course.

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when you see a woman that you see as a man, because she has crappy nails.when you think that indeed a woman is NOT such without nails, when by your standards any woman worthy of that name has long nails otherwise she ain't, when you are obsessed about web, malls, crowded places looking for decent females (because they have long nails), when you do your wife getting an erection solely because you focus on what the nice long nails you saw the same day, when you end up getting aroused by a fat and ugly woman, just because she is feminine enough to have long nails.

a big YES to all the above, and also to what magurodoe said... there's something terribly cruel in this....special..attraction...

I'll add a few personal ones:


... when you prefer dating a 50 years old rather wrinkled LNB who has 1.5 cm nails instead of a girl your age (with no nails)...

... when you find yourself fingering softly your girlfriends nailtips for hours instead of focusing on more classic attributes...

... when you definitely consider women with no/short nails as MEN, and deny them the title of "woman" even if they are rated the sexiest women on earth by some magasines, your friends, say even, your dad ...

... when you feel your life would have been SO MUCH simpler if you had been 20-30 years old in the 50's-60's...

... when you despise LeniCano, Lidinha, Bojan, and others because they are some damn lucky b*st*rds (and then you feel that if you had the guts, you could also be lucky)...