Divorce Alien Longnail Wife?

[peterp]

You just found out today your Longnail wife or lover is a blue Alien from another planet; how would you feel about that?

Would you mind? would that scare you? would you divorce them? How sure are you they are not a longnail Alien girl?
Would you still marry her if she was a Alien Longnail girl?

[completely_nailed]

You sir are without a doubt quite insane

[eviled]

"Would you still marry her if she was a Alien Longnail girl?"

Hell yeah! And you are invited so long as you bring some of that loony juice you keep swigging;)

Keep 'em coming Peterp...I love your polls!

[peterp]

Keep 'em coming Peterp...I love your polls!

....Thanks :)

[luvlngnlz]

Much as I hate these polls, I have to bow down and admire your uber-fertile imagination.

Many of us, I suspect, would have a hard time coming up with the question(s) and topics that you poll us with.

[bigbicepguy]

first of all Im not sure alien human marriages would be recognized under the US constitution. But assuming I could slip her by as a human because she/he were passable... I say she/he, because in alien world they may have inverted the sexes so I want to be inclusive and not accused on being biased or politically incorrect of course. Ok, back to earth here. So if she/he alien were passable as a human women, and of course she/he who were passable as a human woman, i think i might marry her if of course she were hot along with the long nails.

Now getting to the divorce part. If she/he happened to turn out to be an alien she/he biootch which i didnt realize during our alien/human courtship phase, and of course our differences were irreconcilable, and of course if alien/human she/he children weren't involved, perhaps divorce would be an option. If of course if any/all of the above were not to be the case the the decision may/would be different depending on the specific/exact circumstances. But then I would also consider the various options that might exist under alien marital law to consider potential other courses of action, particularly if alien divorce law favored human males in divorce proceedings to perhaps get a more favorable settlement. basically, its not a simple polling question as was posed here. clearly its more involved and requires a careful analysis of multiple factors to determine the most optimal course of action.

I hope this addresses the basic inquiry of the alien LNB divorce situation.

PS. perhaps if you could clarify whether her/his blueness were obvious from the star, i may be able to be more decisive in my response

[aquila]

I would if she was the green alien babe out star trek.

Bill

[peterp]

PS. perhaps if you could clarify whether her/his blueness were obvious from the star, i may be able to be more decisive in my response

Thanks for the feedback; It was not obvious from the start that she was a Alien.