You know you have a nail fetish if...

[zetar]

When you see a picture of a nude woman you check out the manicure first.

Anybody else care to contribute?

[Soren]

When you hate the winter because of all the gloves :D

[starr]

you let her stay home and you work two jobs!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[nlzs]

you can tell that a lady has long nails from a distance, before you even have seen her face

[Dominailtrix]

when u enjoy nailbytes
when u run nail site
when u spend on nails more than on food
when u feel naked when have nail broken
when the phrase "cut ur nails" may be a reason to split up
when u dont buy clothes which might damage nails when u put em on (lol)

[LeniCano]

When you cringe when you see a woman filing her nails without any thought as to the shape, almost as if she was filing a piece of wood.

[brookdelite]

* You buy your new car based on "nail-friendly" doors
* ditto on all new appliances
* you carry needle-nose pliers in your purse to grasp your credit card at
the "pay first" gas station

[dave aka pnl]

YES to all the above :D and WELCOME back Brook it grrrreat to see you here again and I hope your back in the saddle again ;).

[magurodoe]

when you are already passed your puberty, and ask yourself why you married that man-nailed-witch and you wish the internet exploded 20 years before, opening up your mind and making you comfortable with what you really SEEK in life, a woman who's proud to be feminine and as a woman takes care of her nails, long of course.

.....

when you see a woman that you see as a man, because she has crappy nails.when you think that indeed a woman is NOT such without nails, when by your standards any woman worthy of that name has long nails otherwise she ain't, when you are obsessed about web, malls, crowded places looking for decent females (because they have long nails), when you do your wife getting an erection solely because you focus on what the nice long nails you saw the same day, when you end up getting aroused by a fat and ugly woman, just because she is feminine enough to have long nails.

[Zilog]

a big YES to all the above, and also to what magurodoe said... there's something terribly cruel in this....special..attraction...

I'll add a few personal ones:


... when you prefer dating a 50 years old rather wrinkled LNB who has 1.5 cm nails instead of a girl your age (with no nails)...

... when you find yourself fingering softly your girlfriends nailtips for hours instead of focusing on more classic attributes...

... when you definitely consider women with no/short nails as MEN, and deny them the title of "woman" even if they are rated the sexiest women on earth by some magasines, your friends, say even, your dad ...

... when you feel your life would have been SO MUCH simpler if you had been 20-30 years old in the 50's-60's...

... when you despise LeniCano, Lidinha, Bojan, and others because they are some damn lucky b*st*rds (and then you feel that if you had the guts, you could also be lucky)...

;)

[DTM]

Great Post! I totally agree with not classing a woman a "true woman", if she hasn't got long nails. And as for living in the sixties...yes please! Women just seemed so much MORE FEMININE in those days! Anyone agree?

Women with manhands = half a woman :mad:

[fluf]

you can tell that a lady has long nails from a distance, before you even have seen her face

That's a good one.

If you have a LNB girlfriend:

# You cringe when you hear the sound of nails being clipped in the bathroom
# You cringe whenever she does something that surely will make her break nails
# You take a sneak peak at her nails, as soon as you meet, when she's been away, hoping she hasn't broken any.
# You find it nice to just admire her hand/nails while she's sleeping

[Zilog]

Lads, we've found THE thread where everyone agrees :p

[fluf]

And to top it off I'll put up a pic I just found. Couldn't upload it on nailpassion, too big. This is s girl in sweden, you hardly ever see anyone with nails like this here. False or real.


http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/294/imgp12281nv.jpg

[PerfectNails]

. when you watch hours upon hours of shopping network channels just to find gorgeous nails never paying any mind to the products they are selling.

. when you look for a movie to watch and choose one based solely on whether it stars (features) an actress known to regularly sport good nails, even if the movie itself is poor or even if it is a movie you have seen many times before.

. when your #1 choice for a great hangout spot is a nail salon

. when you can be aroused by a 60 yr old woman just because of her nails and keep your attention on her even when everyone you are with is focused on the young crappy nailed girls

[dave aka pnl]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes PerfestNails you have struck a nerve on your last choice ;) . The mature LNB syndrome is one that all of us has been thru at least once before, if not more. There's two mature LNBs ( and nice looking also ) that regulary frequent the establiment I hang out in and they' ve caught me glancing at their beautifully manicure nails more then once. They still smile and enjoy the attention and I still remember the first time I complimented them on their nails they were shocked and amazed that men actually notice their nails :) . I informed them that there's more then what they may think ;) . Oh...BTW, since then they seem to sit next to or near me when they come in :cool: .

[xbabidollx]

...when u cant imagine your life without them...
...when u wake up in the night and check each nail making sure u havent broke any...
...when u find yourself admiring them everyday...
...when u start shouting at everyone because u broke a nail...
...when u prefer to argue with the teachers in school instead of cutting them lol
...when u just love showing them off

These r just a few things that came in my mind :)

[Tigressa]

I love this thread!!! I agree with much that has been said here.

My two cents...

-When you wake up in a cold sweat and out of breath cause you just had a dream that all your nails broke!

-When we find ourselves shopping for clothing that will match and compliment a certain polish or design on the nails.

-When we are in traffic and ever so nonchallant we stick our hand out of the car window a bit to see other motorists eyes pop out of their heads or see others that pass you, only to slow down and be even with your car just to check your nails out...and we smile and wave so they can trully get an eyefull.

-When I reach out and touch someone with my nails and I can literally see them shudder with pleasure as they suck in their breath and fall victims to "nail paralysis". That is an awesome rush.

[hackelschorsch]

...when "nails" is all you can think about when seeing a woman

[Dominailtrix]

*when u get poster of Lee Redmond instead of Pam Anderson:cool:

[MzEroticaClawz]

* When making a hotel reservation asking for a king or queen size bed, and you are the only one in the room.

* When you ask for extra pillows for your nails.

* When before a trip you plan your nail color and design, then you pack.

* When shopping for accessories ( jewelry, shoes etc.) they have to match your polishes you have.

* When your make-up matches (eye-shadows, lip sticks) the polish you are wearing.

Erotica

[Sixfoottwo]

And I end up hanging out with you lot!

Grateful for it too, so here's my take on a thread that has been an outstanding success.

You know when you're a nail guy when your g/f asks what you'd like her to adopt or wear for you and long nails is your only possible answer.

You know you're a happy long nail guy when she says how much practice it takes to master using them but she'll NEVER be without them now.

You know she is becoming a LNB when she has her manicurist as number 1 entry in her phone's address book and calls a nail breakage an emergency. And means it!

You know she's becoming a more of a LNB when you catch her constantly admiring them, even more than you do.

You know that she's influencing others when women meet her for the first time and say "I could NEVER have nails that long" and then proceed to ask her for the next half an hour what life's like with them and finally ask "By the way, where do you get them done?".

You know when you're aligned as a nail couple when after meeting a well dressed attractive woman with short nails, the FIRST thing she says is "Nice girl, pity about her nails"

And you know she's a tease when she asks "I'm thinking of getting them longer still. Would you mind?"

[zetar]

Well, this thread has worked out better than I dared hope!

[Lon]

...you find yourself nodding to just about everything you've read up to this point and can't help smiling.

[dandydan]

A classic thread

Reading magazines/catalogues to see women with long nails

You suddenly develop eagle eyes and can spot nails from a long way off.

You are only "Turned on" if she has nice nails

Just about Any women suddenly becomes sexy because of their nails

Nailbytes is a must visit site

Your fetish is a closey guarded secret

You sneek glances at lovely nails at every opportunity (Buses, trains, out shopping)

[spinnie]

Dandy Dan,
I can understand how one feels about keeping ones fetish as a closely guarded secret, but bear in mind how freeing it can be to embrace it and allow it to not be so secret.....what has it done for me?

I will assume you have seen some of the images and videos I have done. And only by amidting to others was taht possible. Do you know how satisfying it is to sit and talk to a lnb about nails! And have it not be a strained conversation at all. Its just a "matter of fact" and you get to admire and talk about nails that are inches from you. And yes at times you can touch and they touch you, (Tigress, what a great phrase, "nail paralysis") and you can relish the fact that the lnb sitting there isn't looking at you as some oddball, but as a companion in a passion that you share!

I was a little taken back by those that referred to short nailed women as not women or half a women. ouch! Tigressa, Rebs, MzEroticaClaws, Lena, Ayanna, Lady G, Lady E, and the so many more that I can't list them all, they would still be freinds, regardless of their nails being gone or not. Would Tigressa be less of a women? No, not in my eyes. Would Rebs be less of a freind without nails? No. Would I still find Lena enchanting? You bet. Would I feel sadness if they didn't have their nails? Yes. Would they be half the women or a man-woman? Not in my eyes, not even close. The nails are the cherry on top. The ultimate in femineity, but women transcend their nails if they are good people. Be careful of judging someone by such standards alone as you will miss out on some great people.

now let me get to the fun part, as this has been a great thread.....

spinnie

[spinnie]

...............you buy items you don't really need from the long nailed cashier..............and you happen to forget a few items so you have to go back!!! lol

...............you follow a lnb in her car just hoping to see her hand on the steering wheel, or perhaps hang the hand out the window (Tigressa, have I seen you on the road teasing me before?? lol I am glad this one cuts both ways. And of course for the admirers I haven't seen this listed and can't imaginie I am the only one to have done this, but the real question is how far out of your way did you follow a lnb?)

..................you will wait on a longer line just to go to the cashier with the long nails


...................when after meeting a woman you couldn't tell what clothes she was wearing, if she was busty or not, if she was wearing glasses (or even if she had a moustache! if the nails are stunning!) but you can tell someone all about her nails, the color, shape, etc.


....................when you ask a toll worker with long nails you need a receipt, when you don't just so you can see her hands and nails again


......................when you feel obligated to tell long nailed strangers about the websites that honor such ladies and ask for pictures so you can post them for others to see


......................when you have spent considerable time, money and energy capturing lnbs in pictures to share, to show, and to honor those specail women we lovingly refer to as lnbs.

As always thank you so much ladies, and its nice to see a thread with so many lnbs submitting replies.

spinnie

[dave aka pnl]

Hi Spinnie
I agree with you on your thoughts about this. To me, long nails doesn't neccessarily make an LNB, its the commitment, passion and enjoyment of possessing and sharing her long nails with everyone that makes them an LNB :) . BTW....

.....yes to both the cashier examples. ( and never exact change )
.....yes to the toll taker experience.
.....yes to whenever you meet a women etc....mmmmmm you mean there wearing cloth, glasses, mustache etc. I need to be more observent in the future ;) .
.....yes to following LNBs around stores ( discreately ) untill they check out and I'm behind her and in cars for as long as I can.

[VanIce]

You see an LNB working in a jewelry store and you go to her and pretend like you want to look at rings, spend a half hour or more looking at them, and not buy anything, saying to the LNB, "I think I'll look around some more."

You plan a vacation, and the only motive you use to determine the site is whether you'll find LNBs

You find an LNB working in a gas station, and you fill up your car every time she's working

You're walking with friends(Who know nothing of your fetish)and you see an LNB walking the other way, and you tell them..."I'll catch up to you later, fellas!"

What an amazing, powerful fetish

[zetar]

You start to type 'lo......' in to a Google search and you've done it so many times it completes automatically with 'long nails'.

[zetar]

You're actually more excited when you notice that all the nails on her hand are not the exact same length because it means that they're real.

[dave aka pnl]

I'm an avid admirer of long natural nails ( +/- past an .12 or 1/8 " ) free length :D .

[dandydan]

Hi Spinnie

You are a lucky man.

Maybe some day i'll have the courage/right LNB to share my secret with

[LeniCano]

You know you have a nail fetish when you recognise a woman by her long nails rather than her face.

Yes this happens to me all the time, a classic example of long term nail memory happened a year or so ago in a supermarket line, the woman behind me dropped something, I picked it up and noticed the hands..... actually I'd noticed the hands 20 minutes before! The face was not one I recognised but the nails were those I had seen about 12 years before on a receptionist in a garage that fixed my car aircon unit.

Natural, beautiful steep curve, long internails... quite exquisite.

After I gave her whatever it was that dropped, I asked her if she worked in the garage... "No" she replied.... I said "not now but what about 12 years ago"

"Yes, I did some temp work there for a couple of weeks" she said amazed
"How do you remember me?" she asked...... "I just remember peoples nails" I answered........ I could see that strange look in her eyes that said she didn't believe me!

[Soren]

...you read the nailbytes threads with attached images first :D

...you dont even want to turn your head and look at other girls when you have an LNB girlfriend :)

...your new girlfriend gets asked "why do you suddenly have longer nails, dear?"

...you never date nurses, because they cannot have long nails on their job.

...you know more about false nails, acrylic, gel, polish, vitamins, calcium, nail strengtheners, acetone, UV polish, nailfiles, airbrush, nail peircings, nail jewelry, nail anatomy and nail beauty than your girlfriend ;)

...you see an LNB, and wait for her for 5 years, thinking about her every single day.

(Yes, it is a great thread!.. more positive threads like these, please)

[Rebs]

You drive 4 hours each way, every two weeks, to have another LNB who understands your passion do your nails for you......

You've learned to let anything and everything drop (and often break) to the floor rather than risk breaking a nail to catch it.....

You spend more on your nails than on your wardrobe.....

You are able to tell people that you model your long nails on fetish websites (and actually be proud of it!)......

You fly alone to Vegas to meet people you only knew through long nail websites and chats.......

You get more upset with your puppy for trying to chew on your nails than for chewing up your socks......

By the time you get your nails done, you're already thinking ahead to what color you will wear next time.........

I'm sure I could think of more but there's my 3 cents worth for now ;)

[Naillover]

Brook,

The needle nose pliers is a real brainstorm. You go lady. I just thought that was cool. Thanks for all you do and I am looking forward to your return. Take care.

Naillover :)

[Naillover]

Ah, I feel the rush. Well, I can imagine can't I. You go lady. Take care.

Naillover :)

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish

when your heart starts pounding/mouth gets dry when you see or recognise a LNB

When sex appeal = long nails.

[nlshots]

when hubbie and I go shopping for red colours :p

when I feel excited putting the nailpolish on...

when I know what the nails are doing to his mind...

when I use them anyway I can... on him! :cool:

[PerfectNails]

when you ARE a cashier at a grocery store and you go out of your way to get the LNB's to your lane.

when you ARE a cashier and you make "convienient" mistakes with the eft payment system so they have to swipe the card again and enter the pin number...just so you get another glance at the nails.

when you work at a call center and instead of sitting with the rest of the guys, you sit surrounded by 4 women, all with amazing nails.

when you spend $5.00 on lunch, and normally leave a 20% tip, but when an LNB is your waitress you pay with a $20 and leave the rest for her.

when you go to a coffe shop every day spending $1 on coffee because their is a customer with great nails who goes there....even though you hate coffee, only to throw it away down the block. But know the $1 is worth it for that 10 minutes in line that you chat her up everyday and get to stare at awesome nails.

when the nailbytes editor is your role model and you envy his job.

when you find out an LNB you've seen is a counselor, and sign up for weekly 45 min sessions with her even though you don't need them.

[spinnie]

Dandydan,
I don't want to dismiss it as being easy. Still, to this day my heart races and pounds when I am about to approach a lnb to compliment her or ask her to model.
It not easy, but it is liberating.
Tell the waitress, the cashier, the lady at the make up counter, the one you will never see again to practice.
Just when the change is being given back, just say, "By the way, I wanted to say your nails look stunning." and her smile (in nearly all cases) will make you very very glad you did. And often they hold out their nails to look at them herself and you get another eyeful.

spinnie




Hi Spinnie

You are a lucky man.

Maybe some day i'll have the courage/right LNB to share my secret with

[dandydan]

Hi Spinnie

Thanks for the encouragement and advice. I hope i can be as brave as you in time.

[zetar]

When watching a movie you catch all the 'continuity errors' when the actress's nails change color or shape between camera angles.

[nlzs]

When watching a movie you catch all the 'continuity errors' when the actress's nails change color or shape between camera angles.

Yes! Just last night while seeing the new Superman movie. Parker Posey's nails change a few times and seemed to be inconsistent.

What about when you visit the zoo and sneak pictures of nails when you should be taking pictures of the animals!

These two are from yesterday...San Francisco Zoo. Not too long but better than nothing!

Nlzs

[ayannasclaws]

You're out and about and you look for Lnbs

Upon meeting another LNB, you find the both of you are excited and you share nail stories :)

You meet a Lnb and you would like to polish and do nail art on her nails
or her nails may have some imperfections that you are anxious to correct :rolleyes:

Everything else has already been said ;)

Huggs & luv,
Ayanna

Oh one more.... We get together and go places to see how many heads we can turn :p

[zetar]

I would be very interested to know what percentage of the population 'turns their heads'.

Why do you think it is that those imprinted with a 'nail fetish' find it so hard to 'go public' but a 'study' like that described above would be much more accurate than one that would require the subject to publicly acknowledge the fetish.

[onetime]

If I was king every long nailed woman would always get a check back
and never pay taxes.
When you beg your girl friend to grow her nails.
When you pull the cover back to see her nails while she's sleep.
When you see a woman walking and you look to see if the sun shines
through her nails.
When you hear a woman tapping her nails and it drives you crazy.This happen to me at the store.A lady walked pass me and started tapping her
nails very fast for about 3 min. and that was before I looked mind you.
When you wish women could extend their nails like cats.
And when you always wish nails would come back " Big Time".

[dominail]

When you are trapped on a desert island with 100 of the worlds most beautiful women ...NAKED !!!.....but none of them have long nails.....and all you can think about is being rescued as soon as possible so you can get home and check nailbytes. !!!

[pietje]

You tape everything you can on tv in relation to LNB's. And if you go out you only look at women their nails.

[dandydan]

you can tell the difference between real and fake nails from about 20 feet away!!!

[nlshots]

"...All household cleaning chores that involve "vigorous scrubbing" are now performed by the man of the house..."

Absolutely!! ;)

[shazamdre1969]

When you see a picture of a nude woman you check out the manicure first.

Anybody else care to contribute? zoryna dreams comes to mind can't say about the rest as far long nails are it has come a low mainsteam

[LeniCano]

You know you have a nail fetish if a war is brewing in your region and you open up Nailbytes........ (after the news of course)

[matt]

Your at work, and stop what your doing to get a look when a lnb walks by

[LuvsNls]

Here are a few:

* You find yourself walking into work 1/2 late, not because you left late, but rather you spotted an amazing LNB driving and you took a detour to follow her.

* You'd fight harder to pick up a dropped nail clipping of XBabiDollX than you would Barry Bond's record breaking home run ball.

* When driving, you've developed a skill for knowing what types of cars are more likely to be driven by LNB's.

LuvsNls

[shazamdre1969]

your on the bus or subway you see someone just minding their own business and you notice that she is not sporting long nails finger wise but toenails as well

[texmw]

When you remember girls from 20 years ago, you can remember the length, shape and curve or their nails, but you can't remember their names.

When a hot saleslady comes in to sell you something, and the first thing you check out is their nails.

When all your significant relationships have involved long nails.

When you realize that the right nails and the right tone of voice could get you to do anything.

When you actually notice that long nails are out of style, and look even harder for those that are still around.

When you realize that some of the hottest nails are on women 50, 60 or 70 years old.

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish when


A women like Lee Redmond is considered sexier than Britney "Fake nails" Spears.

You develop a photographic memory

You have a mental map of any journey where you may see or know where LNB's will be around.

Ultimately - if she doesn't have nails, she doesn't stand a chance!!!!

[ChalkLine]

*****************************
"Ultimately - if she doesn't have nails, she doesn't stand a chance!!!!"
*****************************
This just about says it all!

You know you have a nail fetish when

You can't pay attention in church - that's right, even in CHURCH - because the woman sitting a few seats from you has 7 inch Red nails :rolleyes:

You look for this same woman every Sunday

You look at the nails FIRST - even before you get a good look at her face

You look at the nails immediatly after seeing her face

You see a beautiful woman and can't see her nails right away. When you do your heart sinks because she has no or very short nails :mad:

Before you see the face, you assume it's a man when the nails aren't long :eek:

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish when the very thought of nails does something to you

[thebeard96]

As sandals are acceptable in the workplace, you notice when female coworkers have trimmed their toenails (even after a little growth) and you just hate it.

[luvlngnlz]

.....your idea of a perfect birthday gift is an all expenses paid gift voucher, good for a years worth of manicures from her favourite nail salon. :)

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish when long nails just aren't enough. They have to be the right length, teh righ shape, have the right curve, be well looked after etc etc etc.

[nlshots]

.. over broken nails... :(

[ChalkLine]

.. over broken nails... :(

And they are not yours...they're your wife's!!!

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish if... you have a specific type of nail that you prefer

[Andrew]

Even though I have told all the women I have been with (OK, both of them :) I have only ever told one man that I have this fetish. He was a good friend and as soon as I told him I thought I shouldn't have. He went very quiet and didn't contact me for a couple of days (we usually have lunch most days). When I next saw him he said "you must really love escalators". I knew then that he understood and was OK with it. He now points me in the direction of women I'll like. And yes I do love escalators, they are a like a production line of attraction.

[Jusnice84]

.....if you dump your nail-biting girlfriend for a woman with long fingernails and long toenails.

[ChalkLine]

.....if you dump your nail-biting girlfriend for a woman with long fingernails and long toenails.

Unfortunatly...I can understand this. :o

[dandydan]

You kow that you are a Nails guy when you understand that its her nails that make her sexy. If she doesn't have nails, she just doesn't do it for you.

[Mike V]

YKYHANF When you go to the same buffalo wings joint every week because the cashier chick has long nails--most of the time.

[shazamdre1969]

seeing woman in a store or bank or subway station a sudden urge to look more than once

[dandydan]

Whan a 60 year old women (Dolly Parton) is still a sex symbol to you!!!!

[dave aka pnl]

seeing woman in a store or bank or subway station a sudden urge to look more than once

and discreetly follow them around till your late for work or whatever destination your going to ;) . Remember.....its admiring untill you start to annoy, bother or make the LNB feel uncomfortable, then its stalking :eek: .

[dandydan]

When you "Look out" for LNB's just about all the time.

[jwdimont]

are counting down the days each month for the next monthly update from longnails.com

[VanIce]

You know good and well you have a nail fetish when you're driving in a car and you pass by a bus stop and see a woman with very very long nails waiting there for a bus, and you drive your car around the block, park it, and go to that bus stop and get on the same bus with that woman. Damn. That's bad!

[NAILOVER]

You know when you have a nail fetish when:

1. You see a woman and the first thing you look at is her nails.

2. You have a section of your favorites dedicated to long nail weblinks.

3. Blood rushes to certain parts of body when you see long nails.

4. You can't get your eyes off of a girl's long nails and try to find ways to be subtle about it without her noticing.

[SkRaTcH]

Dude, are you in my head??

[KerCyt]

2. You have a section of your favorites dedicated to long nail weblinks.
2b. When you don't bother dedicating any of your "favorites" space to long nail weblinks because you know all the URLs by heart...

2c. When you STILL keep trying to go to Leni's old plazaone site out of habit.

2d. When you know how to say "nail" in multiple foreign languages, the better to construct web searches.

I could go on allll day...

--KerCyt

[Spectator]

Kercyt you totally nailed it, hah, unintended pun on that one.

[lng_nails]

1. when you type a nail site link, while you realized you only wanted to check your e-mails.

2. when the first thing you do when you open the computer is to join this forum and see the new upload galleries in nailpassion.com

3. when you fall in love your supervisor just because she has wicked long nails

4. when you stop calling sick at work, no matter how sick you really are, just because you know that today this new collegue with the awesome nails is working as well

5. when you're seriously considering a good business idea to open, and "manage" a manicurist center.

[kinkydomina]

When you organise a "funeral" for the nails you were forced to trim.

[Francoise]

- when you watch tv and u realize that ur licking your nails
- when u taking a shower and and you admire how nice your nails looks while they runs on your body
- when you go to a shop and the first thing u do is to check if they brought new polishes
- when u walk on the street and look at women hands to see if they have nice nails
- when u enjoy seeing people reactions at noticing ur long nails
- when u cry if a nail breaks
- when u pay ur sis to wash the dishes and to clean for u , so u may not break a nail , etc.

[luvlongestnails]

How nice to see it once from a woman's point of view ;)

Thanks for your reaction, Francoise! :)

[kinkydomina]

When you buy 7 nail polishes at a time (like I did today :D ), although you have more than 3 dozens other nail polish vials in your drawer.

[NHNails07]

The first thing you see on a woman is her nails...and now it's gotten so bad ( I mean good) I'm doing the same with toenails too! The longer the better for me. New to the forum thanks for having me.

[Francoise]

NHNails07 , i dont really get this , please explain.How come the first thing u see on a woman are her nails? the rest is less important??????
If she is vulgare and her nails are long, is perfect for u???
The longer she has her nails and/or toenails the more u like her?

[lng_nails]

is pretty much as women see men, the more money they have the more they like them, or the better looking bum they have or the more good looking (according to their likes)

we all have our preferences :P

Luv
Wolf

[Nailgazer]

Thank god not all women are like that.
And thank god I do appreciate other things in women than just her nails.

On the other hand, I always do notice a womans manicure.

I was together with my ex-wife for 24 years. She did not have long nails, allthough she went to a nailsalon every once in a while to get herself artificial nails. I loved it.
But I liked her for what she was/is, and I had some great years with her!

Patcoomle and I are together for 3 years now, and she's a nailfetishists dream. She's doing all the things guys like us like, and she is enjoying it.
But if she would have a lousy personality, it wouldn't last.

That's a difference!

[dandydan]

Thank god not all women are like that.
And thank god I do appreciate other things in women than just her nails.

On the other hand, I always do notice a womans manicure.

I was together with my ex-wife for 24 years. She did not have long nails, allthough she went to a nailsalon every once in a while to get herself artificial nails. I loved it.
But I liked her for what she was/is, and I had some great years with her!

Patcoomle and I are together for 3 years now, and she's a nailfetishists dream. She's doing all the things guys like us like, and she is enjoying it.
But if she would have a lousy personality, it wouldn't last.

That's a difference!

Congrats Nailgazer

You said it all really. Nice nails are a Bonus, but nothing campared to a great personality etc !!!

Hope you and Patcoomle stay happy forever!!!!

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish if you look forward to watching Informercials.

[Amber19]

you are call to your boss... and you are tell him the bad news (I am break a nail..) and he told me "ok... relax..., I am understand ,stay at home today" :D



Amber19

[manglaze ink]

but that's not counting her toes.

http://full.pca2.fubar.com/60/01/1006/1901822486.png

[dandydan]

when you can recognise the hands of shopping channel presenters!!!

[Spectator]

OMG, I saw that post #95, two up from this one, and just about lost my turkey dinner.
What god, did I do to deserve this?

[kingkong1131]

You come up with creative reasons to walk by a long nail womens office several times each day just to get a few of them.

[SkRaTcH]

OMG, I saw that post #95, two up from this one, and just about lost my turkey dinner.
What god, did I do to deserve this?
:eek:
ROFLMAO

[Spectator]

Thanks for seeing the humor at my disgust El-Skratch-erino, BTW how did the Match link work out with the gal? PM if you wish.

[zetar]

Not Safe For Work
(You've been warned).
http://hosted.met-art.com/met-art_AF_485_719//full/met-art_AF_485_6.jpg

And they're acrylic! And we still checked out the nails first!

Man, that's a fetish!

[dandydan]

you know that you have a nail fetish when you hear the the words "Long nails" and you get a nice feeling from it !!

[arindastormweaver]

a nail fetish later in life...say like when you're 46 LOL :o

[dandydan]

a nail fetish later in life...say like when you're 46 LOL :o

46 ? I was a kid when i realised. I wonder if its nature or nurture ?

[arindastormweaver]

46 ? I was a kid when i realised. I wonder if its nature or nurture ?


May my joke was lost some where in the words? I think maybe I've been hanging around nail fetishists a little much and just maybe it is starting to rub off.

[dandydan]

May my joke was lost some where in the words? I think maybe I've been hanging around nail fetishists a little much and just maybe it is starting to rub off.

Hahaha i guess so.

[dandydan]

You know you have a nail fetish when you've heard of Dave Cutter!!! :)

[ClawFanatic]

You know you have a nail fetish when you've heard of Dave Cutter!!! :)
LMAO! :D I don't think you could've said that any better. ;) In fact, he was one of the first people I emailed when I stumbled onto this place over 11 years ago. :)

[dandydan]

LMAO! :D I don't think you could've said that any better. ;) In fact, he was one of the first people I emailed when I stumbled onto this place over 11 years ago. :)

Ha ha yes, I must admit that daves kindness and generosity along with Ed and many others here and on other sites has made me a life long fan of these forums and many other site. Its so nice to see such friendship and generosity and the above statement could be applied to many of the "Celebs of the Long nails Word e.g Dave Cutter, Leni Cano, ED (Mr Nailbytes), Andrew (Nailpassion) the list goes on and on :)

[Matt (CharletsNails)]

Ha ha yes, I must admit that daves kindness and generosity along with Ed and many others here and on other sites has made me a life long fan of these forums and many other site. Its so nice to see such friendship and generosity and the above statement could be applied to many of the "Celebs of the Long nails Word e.g Dave Cutter, Leni Cano, ED (Mr Nailbytes), Andrew (Nailpassion) the list goes on and on :)

You got that right. There are many to thank and those that were mentioned are also on the top of my list.

[neville]

Matt you should also take a bow when it comes to contributing :D

[neville]

take a bow Matt as one of the people who keep the need fed :)

[dandydan]

Yep, MAtt you ar eup there too buddy

[MansonCsaj]

My page this: www.manson_csaj.mindenkilapja.hu---> Seee and enjoy!! :p :p

[Italiandude]

You see a gorgeous woman and you HAVE to look at her hands only to be disappointed to see she has NOTHING showing past her fingertips.

[Jabbypants]

I couldn't have come up with answers as perfect as those,

Another i would add is " You sign up to sites and have a huge collection of them which you look at regular.

A classic thread

Reading magazines/catalogues to see women with long nails

You suddenly develop eagle eyes and can spot nails from a long way off.

You are only "Turned on" if she has nice nails

Just about Any women suddenly becomes sexy because of their nails

Nailbytes is a must visit site

Your fetish is a closey guarded secret

You sneek glances at lovely nails at every opportunity (Buses, trains, out shopping)

[Italiandude]

You know when you have a nail fetish when:

1. You see a woman and the first thing you look at is her nails.

2. You have a section of your favorites dedicated to long nail weblinks.

3. Blood rushes to certain parts of body when you see long nails.

4. You can't get your eyes off of a girl's long nails and try to find ways to be subtle about it without her noticing.

That's me, too!! You hit it right on the head. I've liked long nails since I first laid eyes on Karen Valentine on the old sitcom "Room 222." I was maybe 5 at the time. She looked so sexy with those round eyes and nails. :D

[indi500fan]

That's me, too!! You hit it right on the head. I've liked long nails since I first laid eyes on Karen Valentine on the old sitcom "Room 222." I was maybe 5 at the time. She looked so sexy with those round eyes and nails. :D

Excellent!
http://k43.pbase.com/u35/roy/upload/31746535.014.jpg

[matyza]

When you are with a friend and he says, look at the beautiful woman there but you dismiss her just because there is no nails or you meet agirl with good hands but nails are short but you try to imagine what would those nails look like if they were an inch long! Oh now these could scrath ! ;)

[Italiandude]

You see a very beautiful, busty girl with nice neatly-kept long hair who looks dressed to thrill, then puts her fingers in her mouth to chew her nails, which you find she has nothing of the sort, and you are turned off at that instant. :(

[Mike V]

You see a very beautiful, busty girl with nice neatly-kept long hair who looks dressed to thrill, then puts her fingers in her mouth to chew her nails, which you find she has nothing of the sort, and you are turned off at that instant. :(

Sad, but so true. So true

[Italiandude]

You know you have a nail fetish if you see a couple cuddling and the girl has bitten nails, or an Amish woman with her husband and kids (there is absolutely NO such thing as an Amish woman with nails) and you wonder how the man can still manage to get it up with her and have so many children by her. :confused:

[LM]

... an Amish woman (there is absolutely NO such thing as an Amish woman with nails)... :confused:
All the women in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania have been converted to the Amish religion (Due to intermarriage among this relatively small population, higher incidences of certain inheritable diseases have been known to occur in some groups. {This has nothing to do with anything lol} )

L
'-)

[Italiandude]

All the women in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania have been converted to the Amish religion (Due to intermarriage among this relatively small population, higher incidences of certain inheritable diseases have been known to occur in some groups. {This has nothing to do with anything lol} )

L
'-)

It figures!!! ;)

[borneonailover]

if
-eventhough i love my gf very much as herself (but her nails is short), but once i saw a lady with long nails, a feeling to dump her occurs and a desire to flirt the lady is my passion, regardless how old the lady was..

-the first thing i do when i encounter a women is staring at her toe nails, then finger nails, the rest is depending on what type of nails she has..

-i'll definitely choose 50+ woman with long toe and fingernails, instead of 20+ rising star woman with short nails...

-i rather spend my time with long finger and toenails old folks rather than hot girls such as megan fox...

-my sex pistol wouldn't be able to stood strong if the women that naked in front of me has a short nails, not to mention if it is so not well treated..

-i saw a long nails, especially toenails, i can daydream hours and hours with her..

this is out of the topic, but i've got something to ask since i dont know where should i post,
my toenails fetish is greater than long fingernails fetish... is it normal for a nail fetishes..? any of u feel the same way as i am...?
and im new here and this is my first post, what is LNB...?

thank u.. ^^

[Italiandude]

if
-eventhough i love my gf very much as herself (but her nails is short), but once i saw a lady with long nails, a feeling to dump her occurs and a desire to flirt the lady is my passion, regardless how old the lady was..

-the first thing i do when i encounter a women is staring at her toe nails, then finger nails, the rest is depending on what type of nails she has..

-i'll definitely choose 50+ woman with long toe and fingernails, instead of 20+ rising star woman with short nails...

-i rather spend my time with long finger and toenails old folks rather than hot girls such as megan fox...

-my sex pistol wouldn't be able to stood strong if the women that naked in front of me has a short nails, not to mention if it is so not well treated..

-i saw a long nails, especially toenails, i can daydream hours and hours with her..

this is out of the topic, but i've got something to ask since i dont know where should i post,
my toenails fetish is greater than long fingernails fetish... is it normal for a nail fetishes..? any of u feel the same way as i am...?
and im new here and this is my first post, what is LNB...?

thank u.. ^^

Hi. I know a few people with foot fetishes, and all of us guys here have at least an attraction for nails whether they be finger or toe. I was also very embarrased to admit I had a fetish for long fingernails until Arinda (one of our regular contributing long-nailed ladies) referred me to this site.

LNB - Long Nailed Beauty or Long Nailed Babe

Welcome to Nailbytes and enjoy! :)

Ciao,

Italiandude

[ChalkLine]

...you use the pause and slo-mo on your TIVO/DVR to get a better and longer look and stare at the nails of women on TV. You then wish you had a way to capture the images of the best ones. :D

[dandydan]

If you ever collected/stashed/stored magazines, papers

If You are more attracted to Dolly Parton or Barbara streisand than Megan Fox !!!

If Latoya jackson is your favourite jackson

When you meet a women for the 1st time you check out her nails within the first 30 secs.

If bitten nails shut you down :eek:

[ChalkLine]

If you ever collected/stashed/stored magazines, papers

If You are more attracted to Dolly Parton or Barbara streisand than Megan Fox !!!

If Latoya jackson is your favourite jackson

When you meet a women for the 1st time you check out her nails within the first 30 secs.

If bitten nails shut you down :eek:


1. Yep!

2. YEP! Those thumbs are rough. And yes, I know there is a name for thumbs that "look" like that.

3. Yep! Since the 70's - well before I know I had a fetish. :p

4. Yep! Always. Sometimes I don't even remember what their faces look like.

5. HELL YEP! :eek:

[Andrew]

When you meet a women for the 1st time you check out her nails within the first 30 secs.

30 seconds? Why are you so slow? First 2 seconds!

[LM]

30 seconds? Why are you so slow? First 2 seconds!
I check to see if she's wearing sandals (open toed footwear,) if yes (toes exposed) and she has UGLIES or no pedicure, I'm turned-OFF; if closed-toed, then I give fingernails a check, if fingernails are "trailer-trash," I'm not interested; if fingernails are "elegant" then I've found that toenails are usually pretty nice to fantastic, and will assume a good opinion.

LM
'-)

[KerCyt]

You know you have a nail fetish if you watch the following video and the first thing you think is, "Look at those nails! Look at all of that potential!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKShl2ss04

(Note: Make sure you read the title of the video before you watch it! If you don't think you'll like what you're about to see, then don't watch the video! You have been warned!)

(Note 2: Nothing that isn't actually work-safe or offensive, but some sensitive people may be disquieted)

--KerCyt

[borneonailover]

I check to see if she's wearing sandals (open toed footwear,) if yes (toes exposed) and she has UGLIES or no pedicure, I'm turned-OFF; if closed-toed, then I give fingernails a check, if fingernails are "trailer-trash," I'm not interested; if fingernails are "elegant" then I've found that toenails are usually pretty nice to fantastic, and will assume a good opinion.

LM
'-)


this is so me... ^^

[shazam51]

clips of gooddess sondra clip enjoy

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[MonicaHansen]

.. I feel "Myself" with long nails again..
.. I arrange My life to manage long nails..
.. when stringed shoes and stuff goes out the window:)

Nice thread!

[Pradeep]

Check my blog to see why

http://naillover.blogspot.com/

[dave aka pnl]

When at a strip club the dancer(s) have long fingernails you focus on them, not the normal societal acceptable attributes.

[Tookie]

You touch the manicured nails of a cashier when she is returning your change.

You don’t drop a college algebra class, even though you are failing because of the manicured hotties are doing their notes with one hand lying flat on the paper with a full view of all of her nails including her thumb and the other hand, with their pretty nails wrapped around a pencil.

The ugliest girl at work turns beautiful after getting a new ‘full set’ and you need to talk to her about a project that you will both be working on.

For Christmas, birthdays and anniversaries you ask your wife to get her nails done for your present.

I look at my wife’s nails when I return from a business trip to see if it will be a great homecoming.

[Icesis]

You touch the manicured nails of a cashier when she is returning your change.

You don’t drop a college algebra class, even though you are failing because of the manicured hotties are doing their notes with one hand lying flat on the paper with a full view of all of her nails including her thumb and the other hand, with their pretty nails wrapped around a pencil.

The ugliest girl at work turns beautiful after getting a new ‘full set’ and you need to talk to her about a project that you will both be working on.

For Christmas, birthdays and anniversaries you ask your wife to get her nails done for your present.

I look at my wife’s nails when I return from a business trip to see if it will be a great homecoming.


WOW;)! This response has been my favorite thus far!

[Tookie]

WOW;)! This response has been my favorite thus far!

Thank you for responding to my post. Let the record show that I am fan of your nails, their perfection and you.





...nail fetish if:

You blush if a LNB responds to a post

You search every post she has ever done

You watch her youtube videos, get stuck on 'fun w:IcesisBlack;)!', agree with 'doom20992xxx', sign up to her channel, and make (beg for) a color request.

[Tookie]

...nail fetish if

porn has no excitement without pretty nails that suit our tastes.

[Icesis]

Thank you for responding to my post. Let the record show that I am fan of your nails, their perfection and you.





...nail fetish if:

You blush if a LNB responds to a post

You search every post she has ever done

You watch her youtube videos, get stuck on 'fun w:IcesisBlack;)!', agree with 'doom20992xxx', sign up to her channel, and make (beg for) a color request.



Let the record state that I think you are awesome;)! Now, I don't make people beg. lol. I just ask for suggestions;)!
Thank you so much for your comments, and viewing! I am ecstatic that you enjoyed my videos, I have so much fun making them.

Take care;)!

[MonicaHansen]

.. when I have succeeded with a shape, length and polish that knocks my husband sensless of wanting to..

and I can also see when I have not reached that full fetish potential.. *lol*

My latest attempt to make more pointier nail tips didn't hit the score board..

It was neraly not intresting at all, and a quick 'nice nails' comment in passing, that would freeze a warmer place.. so what to do..

I will try a longer approach again as I know and love the power of the fetish, even if I know he loves me and just me for all I am, with or without nails, I also love the feeling of admiration for.. my nails..

so watch out for further updates this summer..

my nails right now and before, see my new galleries at my blog, welcome!

http://nagelbloggat.blogspot.com/

[kinkydomina]

... if you see nails in all the blogs you have in your bookmarks link.

[Tookie]

.. when I have succeeded with a shape, length and polish that knocks my husband sensless of wanting to..

and I can also see when I have not reached that full fetish potential.. *lol*

My latest attempt to make more pointier nail tips didn't hit the score board..

It was neraly not intresting at all, and a quick 'nice nails' comment in passing, that would freeze a warmer place.. so what to do..

I will try a longer approach again as I know and love the power of the fetish, even if I know he loves me and just me for all I am, with or without nails, I also love the feeling of admiration for.. my nails..


http://nagelbloggat.blogspot.com/

Did you know your husband had a nail fetish when you were dating? How did he confess it to you?

I confessed my love for nails about 5 years after we were married. We have been married for 27 years now and she has let me explore a lot of options!


oops! forgot what the thread was about...

You know you have a nail fetish if...

...you drop cable and get satellite TV just for more shop at home, and jewelry channels.

...you comb the nail blogs to see new colors on great nails.

[Nagelbett]

I think you know you have a nail fetish if...

...you can remember the nails but not the face, asking yourself where you've seen those nails before? It happens to me :o
...while you're having a conversation, you look at the nails instead of the face. So in your mind you're actually having a conversation with the nails :confused:
...you indulge in fantasies picturing science fiction women with fingernails for toenails and nails for teeth :eek:

[gascansam]

After six months of being off line and knowing the Cable Guy will be here in 2 hours...you can hardly wait to go to the first site...which will be Ed's!