Prime Time Daily

October 04, 2007

The Nailbox

We get mail now and then. Some of it nice, some of it bad. We get some penis enlargement ads. We get drug ads. We also receive weird stuff, just like this.

Potato Chip Thief

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Communist Scrabble Plot?

Rearrange the letters in some words, and you'd swear somebody somewhere is out to get us.

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Letters To The EDitor

"Dear EDitor, my husband and I are avid readers of Nailbytes and we have been for years. We recently took your advice and drove to Las Vegas and had a wonderful time on Fremont Street. On the way there however, we ran into car trouble. As I am a trained mechanic, I handily fixed the problem with the tie rod end on the side of the road. it was no problem. My husband assured me that If I had long nails, he'd never have asked me to have a look under the car and get my hands dirty, so i decided I'm gonna grow some long ones for him. Next time he can call a tow truck! or fix it himself! I learned my lesson. it's long nails for me from now on. By the way, hubby snapped a picture of me when i was fixing the car, and we're sending it to you, have a look. Bye for now." Click!

"Dear EDitor, I recently came to your town Toronto, but I am sorry to say I missed you. Maybe next time, eh. I was there for a weekend, and I saw some wonderful things in Toronto. It's such a big city, the streets are so clean, the people so friendly. It was a wonderful trip. I was searching and searching for girls with long nails but couldn't find any at all. I had my camera and had it pointed at all kinds of interesting things, but no luck, unfortunately there are no girls for me there. No nails at all. One of the highlights of my trip was seeing your CN Tower. As I understand it, it is the tallest free standing structure in the world and it's fantastic! I took a great picture of it and I am sending it along with this email. Bye for now. Click!.